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pretending.

There are pretenders to piety as well as to courage.

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

family guy gets it right sometimes.

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doubleguarantee:

oh yes it has 

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  • Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
  • Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
  • Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
  • Tumblr: Why not a funny post?
  • Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
  • Tumblr: PORN?
  • Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
  • Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
  • Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
  • Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
  • Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
Aw I love awkwardly holding hands like this.

Aw I love awkwardly holding hands like this.

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nohetero:

“now let me tell you why that argument is fucking bullshit”

nohetero:

“now let me tell you why that argument is fucking bullshit”

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